Leprechaun (1993) [23.976 fps 1h31m26s]
Try as they will,
and try as they might,
who steals me gold
won't live through the night.
A limousine!
What in the world
has gotten into you, Mr. O'Grady?
Just the start, my dear.
Just the start.
Take the last look at this dump.
Tomorrow, we'll be looking at mansions.
Mansions?
Will you listen to yourself?
And a limousine!
We've got no money for this.
Right inside.
Excuse me, Ma'am.
Did the funeral parlor deliver the package?
Aye.
'Tis on the porch where they left it.
I don't want to touch it.
Will you tell me what's going on here, Daniel O'Grady?
Would that be all, sir?
Ah. Jones.
Bon voyage.
Thank you very much, sir. And you have a nice evening.
Ma'am.
What's going on here is we're rich.
You were supposed to bury your mother,
not send her ashes all the way from Ireland.
What are you going to do?
It's not me mother's ashes.
Gold, Leah! Gold.
What in the Lord's name...
A pot of gold!
A wee person, a leprechaun... I caught him
and made him show me where his gold is.
It's the rule, you know.
Aye, you're a drunken fool
and a storyteller.
It's the truth, I'm tellin'...
do you not know there's a storm brewing?
I'm telling you the truth.
Come on to bed now,
and I'll make you a pot of nice hot tea.
Leprechaun, indeed.
Pot of gold.
Whatever next?
Dan? Dan, is that you?
♪ Mary had a little lamb
♪ Little lamb
♪ Mary had a little lamb
♪ Whose fleece was white as snow ♪
♪ He followed her to school one day ♪
♪ School one day, school one day ♪
♪ He followed her to school one day ♪
♪ Which was against the rules. ♪
I can't breathe. Please open the suitcase.
I'm going to suffocate.
Still like the gold buckles on me shoes.
I want me gold...
- Now! - Oh, God, no!
Oh.
No problem.
I smell some tea brewing.
I hid the gold, Leah.
We're rich now.
Where did you hide it, Dan?
Did you hide it somewhere near the house?
Tell me where you hid the gold.
How did you find me?
The wee people have their magical ways.
I knew it.
What have you done with my wife?
Oh...
Oh, the poor lass.
I should've told her to watch her step.
I'll get ya.
It's my gold.
I'll fix him. I'll get him.
Your wife makes a fine pot of tea, Danny me boy.
Where did you get that?
- I'll fix you, you bastard! - No! No!
Here's what you'll get, you monster.
Get it away! Put it away!
I got the gold fair and square.
Them are the rules.
Catch me if you can.
You can't get away.
Looking for something?
What did you do?
Y-y-you killed my wife.
Hello, Dan. I'm okay.
I just got a little kink in me neck.
I... I should've killed you when I caught you in Ireland.
Give him the gold, Dan.
He's a nice little leprechaun.
I'll give you more than gold.
Aah!
Your bullets won't stop me forever.
I'll keep coming back.
The power of this clover
will keep you in there forever.
Get that damn clover off this crate.
I told you you couldn't kill me.
Where's me gold, Danny, me boy?
Oh, Danny, don't strain yourself, now.
No, not gasoline.
You can't burn me. I won't let ya.
Don't strain yourself.
You're not as young as you used to be.
You might have a stroke.
I curse ye for all eternity.
I've traded me soul for me gold.
You'll trade your life.
If you give me me gold back,
I'll go away.
Oh, Danny!
- What's wrong? - Aah!
Burn in hell, you little green bastard!
Did the match go out, Danny?
♪ I say I need a four-leaf clover ♪
♪ One that's strong and won't blow away ♪
♪ Won't you be my four-leaf clover? ♪
♪ Be my lucky charm that's here to stay. ♪
Dad, I'm still depressed.
I mean, come on... here I am in new Mexico
with my hick father for the whole summer.
- Hey! - No offense, okay?
First of all, it's not new Mexico.
- It's North Dakota. - Like it matters.
All I care about is it's not L.A.
Wait.
This is a joke, right?
This is our poor neighbors' house,
and then you're going to take us to our house.
Never judge a book by its cover, Honey.
Dad, this book doesn't even have a cover.
I am going to be miserable here.
There's no swimming pool, there's no shopping malls,
there's no cable.
Bet you don't even have a TV.
This sure ain't Beverly Hills.
Can't wait to see this house.
Careful.
- Huh. - Oh, great.
Just when I thought this house couldn't get any worse...
An old basement.
Well...
Great place to store all the rocks
and pine cones I'm going to find.
Okay, okay. It's a little dusty. I admit that.
We'll just clean it up a little bit,
splash some paint around.
Oh, God.
You'd need to slap some bulldozers around
to fix this place up.
Oh, God! Gross. Cobwebs.
You're making too big a deal out of this, honey.
This is a great house.
I got a great buy on it.
Yeah, from who? Dracula?
How about I get a hotel somewhere in town
and you can come visit... Like once a week?
Hey, I'll pay for it.
Tory, honey...
You really think money's all you need
to get by in this life? Huh?
Okay, I'll go with that theory.
Dad!
Do you see that spider?
It's huge. That thing could kill us.
Okay? And I'm going to turn around
and I'm walking out of this basement,
and I'm going back up to the Jeep.
I am making a reservation
at the nearest hotel in town.
This is worse than summer camp.
I'd rather sleep in a tent!
Wait, hold on. Hold on. Hello?
We're breaking up. Wait. Okay.
Okay, that's good. Okay, hi.
I'd like to make a reservation.
Yes, I'd like it to be a really tall room,
- and I want it to be very... oh! - Ow!
Great. Who are you?
Uh, I was a guy carrying some paint thinner.
Oh, okay.
Here. Does that cover it?
Wait. Hold on a second.
You knock over my can of paint thinner,
and then you offer me 20 bucks?
Okay. Okay.
How about that?
- Will that do it? - Uh, no.
But maybe if you said you were sorry,
you know, it might.
Okay, here. Keep the change. I'm in a big hurry.
There's a big, ugly, disgusting house
I'd just like to distance myself from.
You mean this house here? The O'Grady place?
Yeah, that place. It's really gross.
There's bugs. There's cobwebs.
God only knows what else is in there.
What's so funny?
I just think it's funny the way girls are always afraid
of spiders and stuff, you know?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, wait a minute.
Did I misplace my 1950s calendar here?
"Girls"?
Listen, Bud, okay? This is the '90s.
Women are treated equal.
Well, first off, my name isn't Bud,
it's Nathan.
I don't know many guys that are afraid of houses.
- Oh, is that so? - Yeah.
Well, you know what? Neither am I.
I'm not afraid of anything.
- Right. - Okay.
Tory? Ready?
- What? - Let's go.
What are you talking about? What are you doing?
I'm not going to fight you.
The house... you hate the house.
- No... - it's dirty, it's dusty.
You really think I'm afraid of a little dust and some bugs?
Come on, just put the bags back, okay?
I'm going to stay.
Dad, would you put the bags back?
I'm going to stay.
Anyway, l-listen, listen.
It came right down out of the sky.
And there it was...
This flying saucer.
It had these really weird lights, you know?
And it made all these weird noises,
kind of like, ♪ boo boo boo boo...
Ozzie, I thought you weren't
going to tell any more stories.
This really happened, Alex.
It did.
It's like magic, you know?
Like... like, um...
Well, when you see a star in the night sky...
the first star... you can make a wish.
It'll come true.
Stop with the magic stuff.
And no more lies, okay?
How you doing, boys? I'm J.D.
I just met your brother Nathan.
Hi. I'm Alex. Nice to meet you.
This is my friend Ozzie.
- How are you doing, Ozzie? - Hi.
So, you boys need any help out here?
I'm afraid that our liability insurance forbids anyone but us
handling the tools and equipment,
but thanks for the offer.
Boy, I could go for a beer right now.
You're too little to drink.
Don't you ever, ever drink that stuff.
Hey, Ozzie, what's this?
- Hey! - Ah, gotcha.
- Boy! - Aah! Let go!
Nathan?
Aw, jeez, I'm sorry. You all right?
I was looking for tarps. I didn't know you were down here.
I was just trying to make a peace offering,
but I think it's all in that crate.
I hope I didn't ruin what's inside.
You couldn't damage what's in here.
- The O'Gradys collected a lot of junk. - The O'Gradys?
Yeah. Dan O'Grady.
He used to own this place.
He was really a... a weird,
and strange guy, you know?
Oh. You mean weird and strange
like guys who drive dented pickup trucks
and paint houses for a living?
Hey, let's see what he's got in this thing.
Yeah.
Oh, that is, of course, unless you're scared.
Scared? Me?
Give me a crowbar. I'll bust it open myself.
- Got a hammer. - Fine.
A hammer is good. A hammer.
That sounds like Ozzie.
Oh, no!
As fashion statements go,
blue is not your best color.
Alex, I asked you to hold that ladder steady.
Now look what happened.
I'm not even going to ask what happened, really.
There's a bathroom off the kitchen in there.
At least, it looked a little like a bathroom.
I don't even like blue.
♪ Twinkle, twinkle
♪ Little star
- ♪ How I wonder... - Hello?
♪ What you are
♪ Up above the world so high... ♪
- Who's in there? - ♪ Like a diamond in the sky ♪
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪
♪ How I wonder what you are. ♪
Hello?
Wow.
What neat junk.
Please let me out.
Please?
Why won't you let me out of this crate?
How did you get in there?
Please... Let me out.
Please, I don't like it in here.
Please.
Hello?
I'm back.
Hey, tubby...
You got a light for an old leprechaun's pipe?
I'm starved! Haven't eaten in 10 years.
What... what are you?
What do I look like, me lad?
See the hat?
The buckles on me shoes?
Why, I'm a leprechaun.
A shoemaker by trade.
And speaking of shoes...
Yours could use a shine.
But first...
Have you seen a crock of gold lying around?
Tell me...
Or I'll bite your ear off
and I'll make a boot out of it.
Aah!
You only got away 'cause me powers are weak.
I need me gold!
Aah! There's a leprechaun in the basement!
Oh, there's a leprechaun in the basement!
Hold on. What's going on?
He come out of a box.
He had these long, real skinny fingers.
He wasn't nice like lucky charms or anything.
- And then he ate a bug! - A leprechaun?
Can we inject a little bit of reality in here, please.
I saw him. I really did see him.
Well, he even tried to polish my shoes.
So then where's your pot of gold?
That's what he said he wants.
He said he wanted his pot of gold.
All right.
Where are you going?
If it'll make you feel any better, Ozzie, we'll
all go down in the basement and check it out.
Don't go in there.
Hey...
Okay? Just in case.
I better go with you.
Just in case.
Uh, n-Nathan... Nathan...
I don't think that stick's big enough.
W-wait. Wait for me. I'm coming.
Just in case.
Jeez, Ozzie, you really busted up this crate.
No, no. No, I didn't do that.
Uh, that... that was the leprechaun.
Leprechaun.
Well, I don't see anything, Ozzie.
But this guy...
Was real.
I mean, he had the buckles on his shoes
and he had them real horrible teeth,
and they were all rotten and everything,
and, uh, oh...
I... I know he never does brush them.
Th-that's him.
He's going to kill every one of us,
and I'm first.
Ozzie, come here.
I ain't going in that dark corner.
Neither am I.
What was that?
Hang on, hang on.
Aah!
- It's only a rat. - It's just a rat.
Well, Ozzie, I think we found your leprechaun.
- Ohh. - N-no. You don't understand.
He... he was bigger than that.
All right, all right. We've solved this mystery.
Now can we just get out of here?
Hey. Hey, look up in the sky!
So what, Ozzie? It's just a rainbow.
It's a magic rainbow.
Leprechauns and rainbows...
- it's a sign. - Yeah.
It's a sign to get back to painting.
No. We got to go see what's at the end.
Ozzie, you're embarrassing me.
Come on, go with me.
We got to get to the end of the rainbow.
- There's always a pot of gold. - Ozzie.
He's so easily sidetracked.
Like always, I'll take care of it.
Ozzie, come on.
Alex.
Oh, let them go chase rainbows.
Let's you and I go paint.
Um, this is biodegradable, right?
Ozzie, this is stupid.
You can't find the end of the rainbow.
Oh!
It's where the rainbow ends.
It does sort of look like where it ends.
Hey, look, it's going away.
Don't cut yourself on any of this rusty old metal.
If you do, it'll make your jaw lock shut.
This is neat.
Hey, Ozzie, I got an idea.
Let's hot-wire this.
I don't think the battery would be any good.
Ooh.
Look at that.
- Ooh! - Give me it.
No. Let me look at it for a minute.
I'll give it back to you. I promise.
- Give me that! - Hey!
Wow, look at that!
Here's your coin.
I found a bag full of them.
Wow! I told you. I told you.
Uh-oh. That's what that leprechaun was talking about.
Would you stop with that stupid leprechaun stuff?
We found this gold.
Finders keepers.
I just hope it's real.
I know how to tell if it's real.
You bite on it. I seen it in a movie.
Oh, my God.
I swallowed that gold coin.
Nice going, jaws.
Hey, hey, hey, can you die from swallowing gold?
Yeah, after I kill you.
You just let me take charge, okay?
I'm going to keep one.
I can get it checked out in town.
We've got to hide the rest.
We can't tell anyone about this.
Right, right. Why?
'Cause you know how adults are,
especially when it comes to money.
They'll try to take it away.
I got the perfect place to hide it...
the old well beside the house.
Hey, Ozzie,
do you know what this means?
We're rich, and I can buy comics every week.
Yeah, but you know what else?
What else?
We can get you an operation.
- For what? - To make you smart.
We can go to the hospital
and have them operate and fix your brain.
But... but I... I'm smart.
Yeah. Well, sort of.
What I mean is we can make you real smart.
That way, people won't make fun of you.
They make fun of me?
Not in front of you. Only behind your back.
Let's go to the well.
Come on.
Uh, wait.
Here. Start in the corners.
Nice, even strokes.
Wow. That's it.
You got it.
Not bad, huh?
Yeah, a regular Picasso.
Put me out of business.
Oh, we need another can of paint.
Just watch how a pro gets a can of paint.
Let me get a rag first. Go ahead.
Ohh.
Nathan.
Nathan, come on, what are you doing?
Oh, my God.
What was that?
Oh, jeez.
Honey, are you okay? I heard you scream.
I thought that was you rubbing my leg.
And you let me?
That's not the point.
Something was rubbing my leg, like caressing it.
It ran off over there.
It's probably just a possum.
That was not an animal.
I know what a man caressing my leg feels like.
You do?
We got to get these cuts cleaned up.
- I should look for that animal. - Why?
- It might have rabies. - Great.
It was a cat.
I think we found your secret admirer, Honey.
It wasn't a cat.
It sounds hurt.
Come on, kitty, kitty.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Come on, kitty.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Come on. Come on, kitty.
What? What?
That cat bit me.
Put pressure on it.
Oh, my God!
Put pressure on it.
We're going to take you to the hospital.
Ozzie, Alex, we're taking him to the emergency room.
Aw, man.
Come on.
- Alex. - Shoot, the distributor cap.
Right.
Come on, come on.
We may be a while. Get a bite to eat.
- We'll see you soon. - All right.
Here's our chance.
What, to get something to eat?
No, to check out the gold coin.
Come on. It's getting dark.
I've never seen a coin like this.
The symbols... incredibly strange markings.
Cut to the chase. What's it worth?
Well, if this is solid gold,
could be worth $500.
But there's historical value.
It could be priceless.
Could I keep this overnight and study it?
You won't lose it?
No, I'll put it in my safe.
I'll write up a receipt.
You reckon that coin might have come from a leprechaun?
Never mind.
Okay, we'll come back tomorrow.
And let's just keep this between us.
- Okay. - We'd better get to the restaurant.
They're going to be pissed we were gone so long.
I must be hearing things.
Hmm.
Okay, I'll get this put away here.
24.
There we go.
Ha!
I want me gold coin!
Aah!
Me coin!
It's not nice to steal gold coins
from a leprechaun.
Bad shop owner.
I'll be back.
Now we're going to play.
Do you want to play with me?
Oh, no!
No!
♪ This old lep, he played one ♪
♪ He played pogo on his lung. ♪
Teach you to steal me gold.
Oh. Can't have dirty shoes now, can we?
There. Nice and shiny.
Oh. He'll bounce back in no time.
One gold coin...
99 to go.
By the luck of the Irish.
♪ Oh, won't you be
♪ My four-leaf clover?
♪ And be my lucky charm...
Are you sure you told Ozzie and Alex
where this place is?
Relax. They're kids.
Probably stopped off to buy Ozzie a comic or something.
Boy, what a night.
My first day here,
and my father ends up in the hospital.
It's just for observation.
He'll be fine in the morning.
Look on the bright side, Tory.
The worst is over.
Aren't we a little young to be out this late?
No.
I'm 600 years old.
Okay, smart-ass...
Why don't you take that ridiculous mask off and step out?
It's not nice to make fun of a leprechaun.
Is that so? So now you're a leprechaun, huh?
Uh-huh.
Aah!
You sure you don't want anything?
No. I mean, yes, I do want something.
What I wanted was a watercress salad and an Evian water.
But they don't have that here.
All they have is cheap whiskey and warm beer.
Well, here's water.
Jeez. Thanks.
Okay, okay.
Get away from me, you little creep!
Get away!
Aah!
Oh, my God.
Okay.
So you want to play hide-and-seek, huh?
One...
Two...
Three.
Over here.
I'm over here.
Stop.
Ho ho.
Stop.
Leave me alone.
No more.
Where the fuck are you?
Oh, thank God.
Thank God.
Get off!
Get off. Aah!
Now, that was fun.
You know, Tory, you look a little skinny.
No offense, but, uh...
You should have some meat loaf.
Oh, no. Do you know what that is?
Yeah, it's meat loaf.
No. That's cut-up dead cow.
And that's if you're lucky in this place.
I don't eat meat and I don't kill living things.
I feel very strongly about that.
Really?
Really.
All right.
What are...
Nathan, what are you doing?
Cut-up dead cow... that's what your shoe is.
Give me my shoe.
Nathan, give me my shoe back.
Come on. Look, Alex and Ozzie are coming.
Would you try to set a mature example?
Sorry we're late.
Hey.
Where have you been?
We went down to that place.
Ow!
Now, where's me crock of gold?
Eh!
I want me gold.
Aah!
- Jeez. - God.
What the...
Oh, my God.
Uh-oh. I think something got in here.
No shit, Sherlock.
You'd better watch your mouth.
Go wash it out with soap right now, boy.
Sure. Sure. And right after that, Ozzie,
I'll be sure to ground myself for two weeks.
This is crazy. What the hell's going on here?
It could have been a bear.
They sometimes come down from the hills.
Great. My dad had to bring food into this place.
That leprechaun, he tried to shine my shoes.
He said he was a shoemaker.
You guys can sit around here and theorize.
Bear or no bear, I am getting out of here.
I'm walking out that door,
and I'm not coming back.
A little too dark out there.
Let's clean this place up.
Here. You know how to work one of these, right?
Alex...
Well, we finally got that kitchen straightened up.
Yeah, I'm really beginning to get the hang
of this thing.
What's that?
It sounds like a bell.
Aah!
Look what I found.
Great, Ozzie.
I'm going to go check out the bedrooms
and find out where we're going to stay tonight.
Great. While you do that, I'm going to find my purse
and check into a hotel.
Alex, do you think you could kill a leprechaun?
Ozzie, you can kill anything.
You just got to know how to do it.
Now, me, give me a .357 Magnum,
press it to the little green critter's temple,
and blam! Brains and guts and oozing cruddy stuff
dripping all down its head.
The guy is gone with a capital dead.
Ozzie, will you cut it out with that stupid bell?
It sounds like it's coming from the kitchen.
We're, like, really scared.
Stay here. I'm going to check it out.
Nathan, be careful.
Aah!
Oh, my leg!
♪ I got you in a bear trap ♪
♪ That'll make you shut your yap ♪
♪ I got you in a bear trap ♪
♪ You look like a stupid sap. ♪
Oh, oh, it looks like you're hurt.
- Let's play surgeon. - No, no!
- Nathan! - Tory, no!
Get back.
Oh, my leg.
Aah. Aah. God.
Oh, my God!
Call the police! Call the police!
Get off me!
You can't hurt me.
Alex, get the shotgun.
I'll get the shotgun.
Hurry up, Alex!
Help! Help! It's happening!
The attack is on O'Grady farm.
Uh, send help. The leprechaun is attacking.
Army, Navy, guns, Marines.
- And we'll need some medicine. - Okay, thanks.
Hey, Sheriff, I got a call from Ozzie.
He says the leprechaun is attacking.
What was it last week?
Was it UFOs?
No, no, it was bigfoot.
Well, you'll learn about Ozzie.
He's a good boy.
A leprechaun.
That's a good one.
Coming. Here's the shotgun.
Take it.
Kill him! Kill him!
Yeah!
- Are you all right, Ozzie? - Hurry up!
Get Alex on the porch.
I don't want to go to the porch!
Okay.
He went off into the bushes.
God. Nathan, that was no fucking bear.
My God. Gone.
God, Nathan, your leg. Look at it.
We got to call a paramedic.
I took care of it.
I told them we needed the army, medicine, and a paramedic.
Ozzie, you didn't tell them
that it was a leprechaun, did you?
Of course I did.
That's what it was, wasn't it?
Oh, jeez.
We just got to get him back to the house.
Shit. The line's dead.
- Alex, you ever in the Boy Scouts? - Cub Scouts.
That's good enough. Help me with this.
Stop the bleeding. Ozzie, go to the bathroom.
Get everything you can... tissue, alcohol, cotton.
Tory, did that thing look like a leprechaun to you?
- Ozzie, go. - Come on.
You'll be okay, Nathan.
Okay, so, soon as we stop the bleeding,
we're going to take Nathan to the pickup.
But what if that thing is still out there?
No way. I put six rounds into that thing.
Yeah.
- It's got to be dead. - Yeah.
Alex, get me some ice.
We'll stop the swelling on Nathan's leg.
Come on.
Hurry up and get him out of here.
- Shh! - I don't see him.
- Here we go, guys. - Hurry.
Come on. Be careful.
- Need my help? - Yeah.
- Okay. - God.
- Do you see him? - Oh, God, that hurts.
Be very...
hurry up. Get him in the truck.
- What if he comes? - Hurry up.
- Hurry, get in. - Thanks.
Ow!
Yes.
- Okay, we made it. - Yeah.
What's wrong with the truck?
- Oh, no. - Shit!
- Alex, you know what to do. - Distributor cap.
Alex...
- Alex, be careful. - Yeah.
Hurry.
Aah!
Ahh! Let me in!
- Shut the door. - Close the window!
Roll it up!
I'm rolling it.
Come on out and play, me friends.
Get away! Get away!
Come on!
- Die, you monster! - Ow!
My... my ear. He got my ear.
Hey, chill!
What the heck is he doing in there?
♪ Ring around the Rosie, a pocketful of posies... ♪
Whoo hoo. Faster. Faster.
♪ Ashes, ashes
♪ we all fall down.
Where'd you go, me friends?
I want to know where me gold is.
Give it back to a nice little harmless leprechaun.
Okay, let's go now.
Where is he?
Where are you going, me friends?
What are we going to do now?
I got to call for help.
The phone's dead.
Right. Okay.
My portable!
Hello? I need the police. This is an emergency.
Yes, hello. This is Tory Redding.
I'm calling from the O'Grady farm.
Something really terrible has happened.
And we need you to send someone out here.
Okay, please hurry. You've got...
hello?
Damn it.
Okay, the battery died.
- Oh, no. - It's okay.
I got through, and they're going to send somebody.
We're going to be okay.
It's going to be fine.
Deputy Tripet, come in. This is Sheriff Cronin.
Tripet, do you read me?
I read you, Sheriff. Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, this is Sheriff Cronin.
We got a call from over there at the O'Grady farm.
A female, name of Tory Redding,
called in an emergency.
Get out there on a code-one priority right away.
Roger, Sheriff. My E.T.A. is less than three minutes.
If I need backup, I'll call it in.
Roger, Tripet.
You got the back door?
Right, and the basement windows are locked.
Okay, now double-check the kitchen windows.
My ear sure hurts, Tory.
I bet that leprechaun made a boot out of it.
You're going to be okay. He didn't get your ear.
He just bit it.
Where the hell are the police?
They should be here by now.
Okay.
I'm going to have to make this a little tighter.
- Aah! - Too tight?
No, that's all right.
Boy, that leprechaun sure is mean.
It is not a leprechaun, damn it!
Ozzie, I admit I don't know what the hell it was,
but it's not a leprechaun.
Do you understand?
Well...
- What about the gold in the old rusty car?
Oh. Oh, never mind what I just said.
Whoa, wait.
What do you... what do you mean, gold?
- Alex. - Aah!
Tell me, Alex... the gold.
We were going to save it to get Ozzie an operation
to fix his brain.
Alex, you can't fix Ozzie's brain.
I know that,
but he doesn't.
Okay, okay.
Just tell me about the gold.
In the water bucket, right?
Pull it up, and there's a bag of gold coins.
This has got to work.
All he wants is his gold.
He's got to leave us alone.
- Let's go. - Oh, no, no, no.
You're hurt too bad.
- Ow! All right. - Sit down.
Okay, look, take this gun with you, okay?
Just cock it, aim it, and pull the trigger.
You ever work one of those things before?
Nope.
Watch out for those teeth.
God. Come on.
Come on.
Now...
Is that me gold?
What the hell are you?
I'm a leprechaun, me dear.
This is what you're looking for, right?
Ahh...
Me powers are returning.
It sounds like me gold.
It looks like me gold.
It smells like me gold.
Mmm... it tastes like me gold.
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Me golden delicious gold.
Be calm. Be calm.
Okay. He took it.
Okay, so he got what he wanted.
Now we can get everybody to the hospital
and call for help.
It's over.
94...
95...
96...
97...
And 98...
99...
A missing coin.
I've been tricked.
They've got me coin!
No one takes a leprechaun's gold!
Alex, you've got to get ice for Ozzie's ear
and boil up some water.
I'll cover you.
Ow...
- Whaa! - Aah!
Hurry up!
- No! - Put me down!
We're cooking now, kids.
Ozzie!
Okay, over there.
Oh, God. He's in the cabinets.
I want you to open it up and get back quickly, okay?
Go.
I want me gold.
- Quick! - Okay.
Oh, God!
You should've picked door number 2, me lad.
Okay, okay.
Aah!
- You missed me. - Aah!
Oh, my God.
Where is he?
You can never catch a leprechaun.
Come on.
There he goes. He's getting away.
Where did he go?
He went in there.
Alex, go stay with Ozzie.
Son of a...
Ohh!
Ho ho ho.
I'm right here,
and I ain't no Santa claus.
We got the sucker.
Nathan, be careful.
You think it's dead?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's dead.
- Rah! - Aah!
Not a chance, me lad.
♪ Diddly diddly dee
♪ A leprechaun is me.
Okay, hang on.
Okay.
- What the hell is that? - I don't... I don't know.
Oh, God.
Come on.
Is there anyone in here?
Wait, wait. Hold on.
Toward the basement. Toward the basement.
No. Listen over there.
- Yeah, he's over there. - I hear him.
No, wait. No, listen.
Okay, he's going this way. He's going this way.
There he is, right here.
Okay, come on, you little green butcher.
- Come on. - Where is he?
- He went outside. - He's gone.
- Crap. - He's gone.
- It's going to be okay. - It's going to be okay.
Do you hear anything?
He's going down to the basement.
Hello? Hello?
Come help us. We're trapped inside of here.
Where's the rest of me gold?
- Having problems? - Do you need a hand?
I don't get what the fuck's going on.
We gave him his gold.
Give him his gold.
I... I think I know what he wants.
What?
He... he wants his last gold coin.
He's got the last gold coin in his stomach.
Ozzie, come on. You can't go out there.
There's gotta be another way. That thing's a leprechaun.
We've got to find a way to stop it.
Old man O'Grady... he might know how to kill it.
When I was a kid,
he used to tell me stories about fairies and leprechauns.
If anybody would know how to kill this thing, he would.
He probably put it in its crate.
Well, where is he?
He's in a rest home at the end of town.
He had a stroke about... what, 10 years ago.
We got to go there right now.
How're we going to get there?
The Jeep... wait a second, wait.
I got an idea.
Alex, keep the door unlocked.
Hello, love.
- Farther! - Oh. Oh.
Oh, dear. Shiny, shiny.
Oh.
- Okay, Tory, we're clear. - I'll be back.
Oh, dear.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No! No, no.
Oh, God.
O'Grady, O'Grady...
"Dan O'Grady."
Oh, God.
Mr. O'Grady.
It's out.
It's out of the crate.
You believe it?
No one believed it was a leprechaun.
I believe it.
How do we stop it?
There's only one way,
one way to kill a leprechaun,
but I'm not going to tell you.
I'll never tell you.
Oh, my God.
Oh!
No!
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Open, open, open.
Oh, God.
Oh, no. Come on.
He came back for me.
I... I knew he would,
but no... nobody would believe me.
God... God, we got to get you down.
Oh, it's... it's too late for that now,
but you have to... you have to kill it.
How? How can we kill it?
A four-leaf clover,
freshly plucked...
From the clover patch...
Beside the well.
You got to put it on his body.
It has to touch him,
and then you can kill him.
Okay.
Little girls shouldn't look for four-leaf clovers.
Come to me, me dear.
Ohh!
Oh, g... oh...
Oh, my God. A cop.
Help!
Please.
You've got to help us. Please help us.
Please, please. Oh, my God.
You've got to help us.
Oh, my God! No!
I want me gold.
Oh, no.
No. Get out!
Please get out.
No!
An eye for an eye, me dear.
Please get out.
Tory.
We heard your screams.
Where's Alex?
He's up in the house. He's safe.
O'Grady said that we need to have a four-leaf clover.
That'll kill the leprechaun.
We better get out of here before that thing wakes up.
There's got to be a four-leaf clover in the patch.
Okay, come on. Let's go.
Look at this, you guys.
We're never going to find a four-leaf clover here.
Yes, we can. I found one when I was a kid.
Hey!
What?
Uh, never mind.
Oh, God, Ozzie.
I got to get him.
I'm... not afraid.
I can get that leprechaun.
Please don't be here yet.
I know I can get him. I'm not afraid.
I'm going to kill him.
I can get him. I can get him.
I'm not afraid.
Boy, look at the hero.
Forget it. We're not going to find it.
Y-you can, too, find it. You just got to believe.
Damn it, Ozzie.
I'm so sick of your magic
and your stupid fantasies.
It's too late for that.
We don't have time
to sit in a damn clover patch looking for clovers.
That thing is going to wake up.
You've lost your faith. You got to believe.
Got to.
All right, here, look. Here, look.
I believe. I believe.
Look.
You... you found one.
I told you.
I told you!
We've got to get this on the leprechaun.
- Aah! - Top of the morning, me lad.
Please!
Now I'll finish what I started.
- Let go! - Get down.
Help! Please!
Nathan! Ozzie!
Please somebody help me! He's going to kill me!
Let go! Help!
No!
It's me you want, you little green son of a bitch.
I've got the last gold coin. I swallowed it.
Then it's your belly I want.
- Use the clover! Ow! - How's your leg?
Alex, are you okay?
I've got to go save Ozzie.
Alex! Oh.
Aha.
Aah! Aah!
I want me last coin!
Hang on, Ozzie, I'll save you!
One second! I'll save you! Hang on!
Hey, lep.
Fuck you, lucky charms.
We did it.
I did a smart thing.
I did a smart thing, didn't I?
You're really smart, Ozzie.
You just hang in there, okay?
Hey, Alex...
What's that?
Gotcha.
First time I ever got you.
You sure did, Ozzie.
I... I want me gold.
- Oh, Jesus. - My God.
I'll not rest till I have me gold.
Curse this well that me soul shall dwell
till I find me magic that breaks me spell.